Did It for the Plot

[Verse 1] Kissed my ex on a dare at her birthday brunch Got banned from the bar ‘cause I spiked the punch Wore a sheer dress in the pouring rain Met a girl, missed my flight — no shame, no pain [Pre-Chorus] Regret’s a boring storyline I’d rather headline my own decline Said “don’t post this,” but they hit record Now I’m trending and I want more [Chorus] I did it for the plot, not the peace Chaos couture, wild on repeat Every bad idea, every twist I got You call it drama — I call it the shot So don’t ask why I do what I do I’m just giving my future self something to scroll through Flashed a cop, kissed a stranger, got caught — But babe, I did it for the plot [Verse 2] Tried to fall in love, but I fell in a pool Got a tattoo that just says “cool” Swore off shots, then took five more Woke up in stilettos on a marble floor [Pre-Chorus] You said, “girl, you’ve gotta stop” But the credits roll when I hit the top So buckle up, I’m not done yet The chaos arc’s not over — bet [Chorus] I did it for the plot, not the peace Chaos couture, wild on repeat Every bad idea, every twist I got You call it drama — I call it the shot So don’t ask why I do what I do I’m just giving my future self something to scroll through Flashed a cop, kissed a stranger, got caught — But babe, I did it for the plot [Verse 3] Started a fire just to watch it glow Told my therapist I’m booked — for a sold-out show Moonwalked out of my own intervention Said, “Sorry, can’t stay — I crave attention” [Bridge] Last night’s makeup, still in frame Smeared like a signature across my name If I disappear, check the spotlight I’m not missing — I’m just mid-fight [Final Chorus] I did it for the plot, not the peace Chaos couture, wild on repeat Every bad idea, every twist I got You call it drama — I call it the shot So don’t ask why I do what I do I’m just giving my future self something to scroll through Flashed a cop, kissed a stranger, got caught — But babe… I did it for the plot.