
[Verse 1]
Born in a dive bar with a snake tattoo
Screamed my own name before I learned to chew
Raised on solos, whiskey, and sin
Got kicked outta daycare for tryin’ to get in
[Pre-Chorus]
From the cradle to the stage, I never slowed
I signed my first bra when I was six years old
Now the jeans are tight, and the hair’s recedin’
But the legend grows every time I’m breathin’
[Chorus]
I’m leatherbound and legendary
Sweatin’ glory, sleaze, and cherry
Every stage, every room, every bed I see
Becomes a shrine to the rock in me
Leatherbound and legendary
You can’t unsee what I let be scary
I don’t play clean, I don’t play fair
But I always leave with smoke in the air
[Verse 2]
Wrote a power ballad on a pizza box
Slept with twins and their dad just to detox
Still wear the boots I stole from Slash
Still owe a stripper twelve hundred in cash
[Pre-Chorus]
I’m a rumor, a scandal, a loud tattoo
A cult icon with nothing to prove
You can love me, hate me, block my calls
But I’ll still be headlining bathroom stalls
[Chorus]
I’m leatherbound and legendary
Flexin’ hard like it’s hereditary
Every mile, every mess, every scratch and scar
Just more proof that I’ve come this far
Leatherbound and legendary
My memoir’s banned and voluntary
I don’t age out — I evolve
Into louder, drunker, and more involved
[Bridge]
“Some men are born great. Some achieve greatness.
I just woke up sticky and leaned into it.”
[Final Chorus]
I’m leatherbound and legendary
Louder than love, dumb as it’s necessary
I’m the start, I’m the stain, I’m the damn encore
Turn it up ‘til your speakers hit the floor
Leatherbound and legendary
Still half-naked and very contrary
Put my name on the wall and light it on fire
’Cause Rick Thunderstroke will never retire
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