
[Verse 1]
Kneelin’ on the stage in a halo of smoke
Had a Bible in one hand, and the other got soaked
Choir in fishnets, praise in disguise
I moaned “Hallelujah” with tears on my thighs
Lit the altar with a Zippo and shame
Confessed my sins but forgot her name
Said “Lord, I’m dirty,” the preacher agreed
Then I woke up cuffed to a rosary bead
[Chorus]
Forgive me — I’m gonna do it again
Tried to repent but she brought a friend
Poured holy water on her bare tattoo
Now the whole damn choir’s sayin’ “Ooh”
Forgive me — I came to atone
But I left with lipstick and a broken phone
[Verse 2]
Gave a sermon with my pants half on
Turned the organ into a marathon
Passed the plate, then passed the vibe
Let a deacon ride me in the tithe line
Exes in the pews, rollin’ their eyes
But still showed up for the sweet goodbyes
Tried to speak truth, tried to be pure
Then tongue-kissed a nun behind the church door
[Chorus]
Forgive me — I’m gonna do it again
Every time I’m close, I slide back in
Preacher said “stop,” but she said “please”
Now I’m prayin’ naked on my knees
Forgive me — I lost the plot
But I still hit notes the choir forgot
[Bridge]
I walked into that chapel with good intentions…
Then walked out with glitter in my crack and a tattoo of Jesus holding drumsticks.
[Final Chorus]
Forgive me — I sin with flair
And I only kneel when there’s someone there
I’d change my ways, I’d try to behave
But bad decisions are what I crave
Forgive me — I can’t pretend
I was born to rock, and I’ll sin ’til the end
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