It’s Not Gay in a 3-Way

[Intro] Yeah… You ever get a text that sounds too good to be true? Two girls, one hotel room. Liquor on ice. I packed a bag, I brought the good weed… I wasn’t ready for what I walked into. But I stayed. Because I’m a gentleman. [Chorus] Said it’s two girls and me, yeah we doin’ it right Pulled up lookin’ fresh with a bag and a light Hotel suite with the candles and haze Didn’t know it’d be him — but I’m here anyway This ain’t what I pictured, but I ain’t gonna stray It’s not gay in a 3-way It’s not gay in a 3-way [Verse 1] I thought it was double trouble, now it’s one girl, one bro He said “yo, you cool?” I said “uh… yeah I guess so” Got champagne poppin’ and the lights turned low I already paid for valet so I’m not gonna go She start undressin’ — now it’s really gettin’ wild He high-fived me once and I just smiled I ain’t lookin’ left, I ain’t lookin’ right I’m focused on the girl — this is her night Roll another blunt just to calm my brain I repeat in my head: this is not gay [Chorus] Two bodies, one bed, it’s a little bit tight But I’m here for the vibes, and the weed hit right Champagne poured, got the ashtray gray It’s weird — but not in a gay way It’s a shared experience, not a lifestyle display It’s not gay in a 3-way It’s not gay in a 3-way [Verse 2] We takin’ turns, bro — we ain’t makin’ eye contact Keep the lights dim and the playlist on trap He said “bro, this wild,” I said “don’t talk” She said “y’all weird,” then she kept goin’ off I was in the moment, I was locked in deep Didn’t see his hand — brushed my knee, no sleep I jumped back quick, hit my head on the wall But I ain’t quit — nah, I gave it my all Girl laughin’ hard, but I kept my face straight Lit another blunt — reminded myself: not gay [Chorus] Three souls, one night, and the weed too loud I’m not sure what happened, but I’m feelin’ proud Room full of smoke, and the ash all gray Not a memory I’d share, but I’ll say it’s okay You can judge if you want, but I know what I say: It’s not gay in a 3-way It’s not gay in a 3-way [Bridge] If there’s two and one, and one’s a lady… Then technically… it’s still straight. I did the math. I Googled it. We’re good. [Final Chorus] Two bros, one girl, one blunt, no shame We kept our distance, didn’t play no games She said we were awkward, but we got through the play And I stand by this line at the end of the day: It’s not gay in a 3-way Nah… it’s not gay in a 3-way Just a story to tell when I’m old and gray And again I repeat — not gay in a 3-way