
[Chorus]
Half baked decisions, full price tags
Blew a couple bands on a Gucci weed bag
Texted my ex, said “we should talk”
Then booked a flight I forgot I bought
Started a brand called “Smoke & Spoons”
Opened a shop that closed by noon
Yeah I stay winnin’ but I play it wrong
Half baked decisions, but the vibe stay strong
[Verse 1]
Woke up high, rolled another on sight
Tried to meditate, ended up on a flight
Booked first class to a town I can’t spell
Just to try tacos I saw on Yelp
Got a neck tat that say “Zen Baby”
Might regret it — or maybe… maybe
Bought a boat, but I live inland
Started a podcast I never did end
DM’d Rihanna, twice in a row
She ain’t respond — but at least I was bold
Invested in crypto off a TikTok scroll
Now I got four NFTs and a bong made of gold
[Chorus]
Half baked decisions, full price tags
Blew a couple bands on a Gucci weed bag
Texted my ex, said “we should talk”
Then booked a flight I forgot I bought
Started a brand called “Smoke & Spoons”
Opened a shop that closed by noon
Yeah I stay winnin’ but I play it wrong
Half baked decisions, but the vibe stay strong
[Verse 2]
Signed up for goat yoga — forgot the mat
Went to a spa, then bought the whole flat
Tried to do taxes, lit up instead
Now my accountant say I’m months ahead
Rented a tiger for a photoshoot
Named him “Zaza” and gave him a suit
Gave a TED Talk on “chill ambition”
It was just me ramblin’ in a kush transmission
Started a dating app for folks who toke
Launched it at Coachella — the servers broke
I got ideas, I just follow the smoke
Even my mistakes got a hundred likes, bro
[Bridge]
I don’t plan — I just roll
Let the kush take control
Every mess got style
Every wrong turn got a gold profile
[Final Chorus]
Half baked decisions, full price tags
Blew a couple bands on a Gucci weed bag
Texted my ex, said “we should talk”
Then booked a flight I forgot I bought
Started a brand called “Smoke & Spoons”
Opened a shop that closed by noon
Yeah I stay winnin’ but I play it wrong
Half baked decisions, but the vibe stay strong
[Outro]
Look, I know it sounds crazy…
But that goat yoga brand?
Already got an investor.
And a billboard.
Next to the vape lounge.
Chadillac genius. Sorta.
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Tape Splice Records Inc.