It’s Not Gay in a 3-Way

[Verse 1] Met a girl at the rodeo show Said, “You’re cute, but my boyfriend knows” I said, “Hold up, you mean y’all both came?” She said, “Yup, and we think you’d do the same” Next thing I know I’m in Room 18 With a Coors Light can and a whipped cream dream Now I ain’t ashamed of the things I did But I might’ve kissed him just a little mid-ridge [Chorus] But it’s not gay in a 3-way If there’s a girl in the middle, it’s just foreplay We’re sharin’ love like real men do High-fivin’ each other over Mountain Dew It’s freedom, it’s fun, it’s kinda cliché But I swear on my truck — it ain’t gay in a 3-way [Verse 2] We took turns like we’re changin’ tires Sweatin’ like hogs in a house on fire He looked at me with that crooked grin Said, “Bro, don’t worry, I won’t tell your kin” She laughed and said, “Y’all make a great team” And I lost my pants and my self-esteem But hey — no shame, just bodies and bliss Just happened our fingers accidentally kissed [Chorus] Yeah, it’s not gay in a 3-way Even if our knees touched halfway If the eye contact’s under ten seconds long Then it barely counts and nothin’s wrong It’s country, it’s cool, it’s Judgment Day But we’re clearin’ the Lord — it ain’t gay in a 3-way [Bridge] Now some folks say, “That’s bi at best” But I don’t need labels when I’m half-undressed And if it feels this right, how can it be wrong? Besides — we played Skynyrd the whole night long [Final Chorus] No, it’s not gay in a 3-way Just some bros and a babe and a Chevrolet If lips slip once — just laugh it away And fist bump after, like real men say I kissed a dude — and I’m still okay ’Cause it don’t count… in a 3-way [Outro] So raise your glass if you’ve been there too With a buddy named Kyle and a girl named Sue We ain’t confused — we’re just brave today And Beau Shafton says… it ain’t gay in a 3-way