Blowin’ Lines in a Buc-Ee’s Bathroom

[Verse 1] Stopped for gas outside of Waco Had a 12-pack buzz and a real strong glow Was gonna grab jerky, maybe a tea But them beaver eyes were starin’ at me Neon bright and smellin’ like pine He said, “You party, bud?” and I said, “I ain’t got time” But next thing I know I’m in stall number four With a rolled-up twenty and my morals on the floor [Chorus] Blowin’ lines in a Buc-ee’s bathroom High on life and Beaver Nuggets too Woke up next to a man named Drew With a souvenir shirt and one shoe Ain’t no shame, ain’t no gloom— Just blowin’ lines in a Buc-ee’s bathroom [Verse 2] Floor so clean you could eat off the tile We did shots off the soap like it’s goin’ outta style Tried to leave but the vibe pulled me back To a stock boy named Kyle with a tramp stamp pack We made out hard by the ice machine Then I cried real quiet near pump fifteen Bought a plush toy and a shot glass too Then got a backrub from a man named Stu [Chorus] Blowin’ lines in a Buc-ee’s bathroom Snortin’ coke with a hint of perfume Fell in love by the paper towel roll Then blacked out by the cinnamon rolls Ain’t no rules when you’re in that room— Just blowin’ lines in a Buc-ee’s bathroom [Bridge] I ain’t proud, but I’d do it again Met more good men than I have in ten Churches combined — and that ain’t right But they hold you softer under fluorescent light [Final Chorus] Blowin’ lines in a Buc-ee’s bathroom Readin’ scripture on a candy broom It’s Texas love, it’s filthy clean It’s the weirdest place I’ve ever found peace So raise a snack, and praise that tune— We’re blowin’ lines in a Buc-ee’s bathroom [Outro] They say God don’t dwell in a travel stop… But I saw heaven by the urinal mop