Pull, Wipe, Repeat

[Verse 1] Buffs are up, but my hope ain’t in it Pull in five, wipe in two minutes Someone tripped on a swirl mid-spin Tank gets clapped — fight ends again “Who pulled threat?” “Who missed soak?” “Why we got four mages and no hero?” Raid lead silent — I know that tone No words, just ready check… here we go [Chorus] Pull, wipe, repeat This boss is trash — stuck in defeat We fail, repair, hundredth time this week Then hit that ready check like freaks Pull, wipe, repeat I swear I quit — but I won’t leave We go again just to break our brains For loot we’ll DE or vendor again [Verse 2] Healer’s dead and the tank just dipped “BR the rogue!” but the rogue got clipped One guy yellin’, “That’s a healer mechanic!” Another one lagged — pure raid-wide panic Cooldowns blow at the wrong damn time Logs look bad, but the jokes still prime Don’t worry though — I know the healer He’s beatin’ half the DPS on meters [Chorus] Pull, wipe, repeat This boss is trash — stuck in defeat We fail, repair, hundredth time this week Then hit that ready check like freaks Pull, wipe, repeat I swear I quit — but I won’t leave We go again just to break our brains For loot we’ll DE or vendor again [Bridge] “Bro, group 3 is not an even group?” “You didn’t even swap for second phase mechanics.” “We literally went over this.” “Whatever. Just jump — let’s reset.” [Verse 3] Last pull vibes — full burn mode AOE drops, but the healers hold The hunter dies, but we all lock in One clean run — we’re about to win Crowd goes wild, boss goes flat Screams in chat, we all collapse It’s finally done, no wipes remain Now roll on loot… and feel that pain [Final Chorus] Pull, wipe, repeat Burned all night for a damn defeat Boss is down, but we look half-dead Smile a little, then log out for bed Pull, wipe, repeat What dropped? Nothing that we need Just a leather belt — Int and Verse Rolled need for the mog, ’cause why not? It’s cursed