[Verse 1]
Buffs are up, but my hope ain’t in it
Pull in five, wipe in two minutes
Someone tripped on a swirl mid-spin
Tank gets clapped — fight ends again
“Who pulled threat?” “Who missed soak?”
“Why we got four mages and no hero?”
Raid lead silent — I know that tone
No words, just ready check… here we go
[Chorus]
Pull, wipe, repeat
This boss is trash — stuck in defeat
We fail, repair, hundredth time this week
Then hit that ready check like freaks
Pull, wipe, repeat
I swear I quit — but I won’t leave
We go again just to break our brains
For loot we’ll DE or vendor again
[Verse 2]
Healer’s dead and the tank just dipped
“BR the rogue!” but the rogue got clipped
One guy yellin’, “That’s a healer mechanic!”
Another one lagged — pure raid-wide panic
Cooldowns blow at the wrong damn time
Logs look bad, but the jokes still prime
Don’t worry though — I know the healer
He’s beatin’ half the DPS on meters
[Chorus]
Pull, wipe, repeat
This boss is trash — stuck in defeat
We fail, repair, hundredth time this week
Then hit that ready check like freaks
Pull, wipe, repeat
I swear I quit — but I won’t leave
We go again just to break our brains
For loot we’ll DE or vendor again
[Bridge]
“Bro, group 3 is not an even group?”
“You didn’t even swap for second phase mechanics.”
“We literally went over this.”
“Whatever. Just jump — let’s reset.”
[Verse 3]
Last pull vibes — full burn mode
AOE drops, but the healers hold
The hunter dies, but we all lock in
One clean run — we’re about to win
Crowd goes wild, boss goes flat
Screams in chat, we all collapse
It’s finally done, no wipes remain
Now roll on loot… and feel that pain
[Final Chorus]
Pull, wipe, repeat
Burned all night for a damn defeat
Boss is down, but we look half-dead
Smile a little, then log out for bed
Pull, wipe, repeat
What dropped? Nothing that we need
Just a leather belt — Int and Verse
Rolled need for the mog, ’cause why not? It’s cursed
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