Alt Tab My Life

[Verse 1] Click log in — I’m gone for a while Deadlines wait but I’m in denial Boss call blinkin’ in the other tab But I’m tankin’ trash with a DPS grab DoorDash on the way, rent’s past due Mom sent a text like “boy, where are you?” But I’m deep in queue, world outta sight Alt-tab my life just to feel alright [Chorus] Alt tab my life, keep switchin’ lanes Fantasy world just numbs the pain Inbox full, bills on read But I got a new sword and a guild instead Alt tab my life, can’t face the screen So I disappear where the grass is green Might not fix what I delay But I’ll fight these mobs ‘til it goes away [Verse 2] Chrome crash, tabs all freeze Reality hits like a CC breeze Can’t pause rent, can’t dodge time But I still log in like it’s all fine Calendar’s full but I’m ghostin’ plans Group text blowin’ like pull commands They say “touch grass” — I’m like, what patch? I’m stuck in this loop and I can’t alt-back [Chorus] Alt tab my life, keep switchin’ lanes Fantasy world just numbs the pain Inbox full, bills on read But I got a new sword and a guild instead Alt tab my life, can’t face the screen So I disappear where the grass is green Might not fix what I delay But I’ll fight these mobs ‘til it goes away [Verse 3] Sun’s up, monitor glow’s still dim Clock says 6 but my brain won’t spin Laundry stacked, missed that call But I cleared the raid and that’s not small Mirror cracked, reflection lagged I see that face behind the frag Real life’s got me on the ropes But I still got gold and fake-ass hope [Bridge] I know I can’t keep alt-tabbing out of it forever But it’s easier than facing what’s on the other screen. Just… one more quest. [Chorus] Alt tab my life, keep switchin’ lanes Fantasy world just numbs the pain Inbox full, bills on read But I got a new sword and a guild instead Alt tab my life, can’t face the screen So I disappear where the grass is green Might not fix what I delay But I’ll fight these mobs ‘til it goes away