99 Problems But a Ping Ain’t One

[Intro] That ain’t packet loss — it’s a skill issue. [Verse 1] I built my rig like a god made code RGB glow like a lava-mode toad Fiber line runnin’ through the floor My whole setup lookin’ like a spaceship core Ten millisecond reflex, never lag Opps droppin’ out while I pop that frag Got four monitors, two for chat One for the game, and one for the clapback [Chorus] 99 problems but a ping ain’t one Built this setup just to flex for fun No dropped frames, no timeout fears Just a thousand wins and zero tears Got 99 problems but my rig ain’t slow If you load late, that’s your ego Crack that dome, no mercy run 99 problems but a ping? Ain’t. One. [Verse 2] You’re on hotel Wi-Fi? I’m cryin’ bruh I load maps faster than your mama does 3080 flex with a liquid chill Mouse clicks hit like a killstreak thrill No screen tear, just screen scare When I show up, whole squad in despair Reflex low, but my DPI high You aim like you stuck on a trackpad, guy [Chorus] 99 problems but a ping ain’t one Built this setup just to flex for fun No dropped frames, no timeout fears Just a thousand wins and zero tears Got 99 problems but my rig ain’t slow If you load late, that’s your ego Crack that dome, no mercy run 99 problems but a ping? Ain’t. One. [Verse 3] Frame rate silky, mousepad glide You still tab out just to check your guide Alt-tabbed wins, got tabs on you While you’re campin’ spawn, I’m breakin’ through One hand snackin’, still top score Cable-managed like a tech decor Built this rig like a masterpiece Now hush — let the network feast [Chorus] 99 problems but a ping ain’t one Built this setup just to flex for fun No dropped frames, no timeout fears Just a thousand wins and zero tears Got 99 problems but my rig ain’t slow If you load late, that’s your ego Crack that dome, no mercy run 99 problems but a ping? Ain’t. One. [Bridge] You lag? I buffer wins. You drop? I top the bins. That “lost connection” ain’t my fate — I Ethernet my dinner plate. [Verse 4] Dropped in hot, never froze mid-play U.P.S. just to keep the lights at bay Keyboard clack like a mech drumline This ain’t lag — it’s a war cry sign [Chorus] 99 problems but a ping ain’t one Catch me top fraggin’ under pressure, son No cooldown, no input lag I’m the reason your whole team drags 99 problems but the net runs clean Frames so fast, I see in machine You could crash my game, you could unplug my fun But I’m still here… and the ping ain’t one.